sometimes when i’m high i get all like “omg i haven’t watched _______ in ages” about a tv show, so then i go watch an episode and realise that iv’e already watched it while high cause i was all like “omg i havent watched ______ in ages” 

eating all the food and then throwing it up so i have no more food to throw up, how smart of me

im home again :(

i havent been on tumblr for like three days it feels weird

ever since I alphabetised my apps on my iPhone my life has been 600% better

i really wanna throw up rn but i dont want to waste the vodka i just drank and i should probably stop throwing up so much bc my face is startign to get really fat 

my blog has gotten so shit lately like it just looks bad and the whole thing is dumb 

I’m so stupid why did i start this again

fried peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are the greatest thing ever

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bruno mars needs to stop being on ellen so much

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I’m always slightly offended when people forget my cats names

I hate school I wish I could like bring a puppy to school and hug it all day and that’d make everything better cause hugging puppy’s is great